Mondays With Mullane: Political Parties. What Choice Do Australians Have?

Disclaimer: Mondays With Mullane is opinion, Danny’s own, and it contains language your nan wouldn’t use in church.

Now, before I get into my rant re Australia’s political parties, I must make this statement.

The horrific attack on Helen Haines, a member of parliament, left her with catastrophic, life-changing injuries.

I condemn this attack.

Attacks on politicians or assassinations achieve nothing.

However, I also condemn the people spreading conspiracy theories that this was an attack by a pro-Palestinian or an extreme Green supporter.

No, the alleged perpetrator was a nutter, someone with severe mental issues.

No sane person would do such a dastardly deed.

The Australian Labor Party.

Incorrect spelling.

Founded in 1901 but born in 1891: the shearers’ strike.

A party for the workers.

The exploited, downtrodden masses.

Well, that was the original mandate.

However, over the years, it strayed dramatically off course.

I could fill the next ten pages writing about scandals, investigations, prison sentences, sheer manifest incompetence.

I’ll concentrate on the present.

The Australian Labor Party is led by manifestly incompetent members of parliament, except for three; none have ever run a business or worked in private enterprise.

Their leader, Anthony Albanese, is a limp-wristed, lisping, insipid, closet homosexual, 36 years attending the gay, lesbian Mardi Gras.

Albanese is also a consummate liar, a union lackey.

Albanese won the last election on 34% of the vote under Australia’s convoluted preferential voting system.

Albanese stood before the media and in Labor Party ads.

“Your electricity will be $275 cheaper under a Labour government.”

Uttered on 94 occasions.

“I have no intention of changing the capital gains tax or negative gearing.

I’ve said this 50 times .”

Dim Jim Chalmers: “We won’t change rules to super funds, or trusts.

Australians now know these statements were blatant lies.

Albanese’s spin when questioned by the media: “I never told lies.

We changed our position.”

Albanese continued to embarrass Australia with lies and cringeworthy actions.

Albanese stated he would like to bonk Kylie Minogue.

The melons incident regarding the Japanese prime minister, Japan being one of our top three trading partners.

Albanese is weak; he caved to pressure from the Jewish lobby group to call a royal commission into antisemitism and the Bondi shooting.

Could have saved the cost of a royal commission.

It’s simple: when Israel kills 76,000 Palestinians, including 23,000 children, people are going to get pissed off.

This violence was wrong and never furthered whatever cause the perpetrators were trying to prove.

Killing innocents never achieves anything.

Albanese goes on and on repeatedly regarding being raised by a single mother in a housing commission unit.

Big deal; so were thousands of others.

Why didn’t Albanese buy his mum a unit for herself?

He bought other investment properties, no doubt taking advantage of negative gearing legislation.

Albanese has 59 advisors at a cost of $20.4 million per annum.

Seriously, why would you need 59 advisors?

Australia has the highest number of public servants per head of population in the world.

Australia has one trillion dollars of debt.

Record closure of businesses. 15 interest rate rises.

Meanwhile, Australia’s Foreign Minister, Penny Wong, are we the only country in the world to have a Butch Dyke as a Foreign Minister?

When Wong is in a muslin country, she insists on accommodation on the ground floor.

Penny Wong is most industrious in donating millions of taxpayers’ money with a ’Gay abandonite’ excuse, the pun.

Albanese also donated $600 million to New Guinea for a Rugby League team.

Total aid donations: $5.1 billion in foreign aid, $135.8 million up on the previous year.

This generosity must give Australians a warm feeling, knowing the hard-earned taxes are going to a worthy cause.

As a parent says to little Johnny, “Sorry, son, I can’t afford new football boots this year.

Government grants Albo has been caught out again; most grants to marginal or safe Labor seats.

Albanese is literally in the shit over his Marrickville Golf Club grant.

He stood up in parliament and stated it was for sewerage works.

Turns out it’s total bullshit.

Other major Labor party fuckups.

What is a woman?

According to the Labor party, any person who identifies as a woman.

These freaks can use real women’s toilets, dressing rooms, play in women’s sports and join women-only clubs.

A lot of public servants and Labor politicians don’t know the definition of a woman.

These deviants can get their cock and balls lopped off; it doesn’t make them a woman; it makes them a mutilated male.

A simple rule.

Born with a dick, you aren’t a chick.

No pussy, no play, no snatch, no match.

Second monumental fuck up.

The tobacco tax.

The government made legal cigarettes so expensive it opened the industry up to criminals.

Should have checked what prohibition achieved in the USA. 85% of cigarette sales went to illegal tobacco importers.

Shops burnt down; seven killed; insurance in shopping strips where a tobacco shop is present increases exponentially.

Now the biggest fuckup.

Climate Change.

Minister Chris Bowen spent $20 million to organise and sponsor a summit.

Like the poofs’ party, no cunt turned up.

Bowen is manifestly incompetent.

His occupation in life, if not in politics, would have been employment in a sheltered workshop.

Others: Claire O’Neil, Katie Gallagher, perfect occupation: check out chicks.

Anika Wells: this serial router has more lives than a cat or a photo of Albanese in a Thai ladyboy’s brothel.

How many times does she have to be caught spending taxpayers’ money like a drunken sailor?

Now the drug dealer’s wife, Tanya Plibersek, secured her hubby a high-paying government job.

Plibersek is planning and plotting Albanese’s downfall; the knives are out.

Cost of living.

Under the Labor government, the cost of living has risen exponentially.

People’s standard of living has dramatically deteriorated.

The Labor Party decimated the real estate housing industry.

By breaking a promise not to change Capital Gains Tax and negative gearing, the housing market is in diabolical shit.

How have these new rules translated into first-home buyers being able to afford a new home?

It hasn’t; not enough is being built state and council red tape doesn’t help.

My daughter in Sydney pays $550 a week for a room.

Meanwhile, the Labor party lets gas companies export Australian gas, making astronomical profits and not paying tax.

How does that work?

The average salary earner pays more tax than a foreign-owned multinational.

Migration is another Labor Party disaster.

Australia was built by migrants; apart from Indigenous Aboriginal people, we are all migrants.

However, to shore up votes, Albanese flooded the country.

A question: how many Uber drivers, trolley picker-uppers, and 7/11 operators do we need?

Some of these migrants presented dubious credentials and degrees.

Others will never integrate into a Western way of life.

These migrants just set up conclaves within and carry on like they never left the old country.

The violence gripping Melbourne by African machete gangs.

How were they let into Australia, and can we get tough and deport them?

In summary, look at Victoria and what the Labor Party did to completely devastate that state’s economy and rule of law.

This is what awaits the rest of Australia with another two years of an incompetent, corrupt, devious Labor government.

The Labor party has abandoned its core constituents, the battlers in suburbia, struggling to put petrol in their cars, pay the rent or mortgage, and keep food on the table.

People living in their cars or tents, often with a job.

Prime Minister Albanese, I can categorically state Net Zero is not high on battlers’ list of priorities.

They don’t give a fuck.

Today the Labor Party caters to, in a sycophantic fashion, inner-city woke wankers living in a tiny tarted-up terrace with a useless Arts degree hanging on the wall.

The Liberals, One Nation and the Greens unfortunately are not the answer; in the next article I’ll tackle them.

Love as always Danny

PS: if you want to know how a car dealer learns to smell bullshit at fifty paces, it’s all in my book, Car Dealers and Other Honourable Professions.

And Remember:

Trust no Single Source

Trust Your Gut

and Stay Curious

Danny

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Images: Parliament House, Canberra at dusk by JJ Harrison (CC BY-SA 3.0); Anthony Albanese portrait by David Foote / AUSPIC (CC BY 4.0); Old and new Parliament Houses, Canberra by Thennicke (CC BY-SA 4.0); all via Wikimedia Commons.